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Posted 11/15/2004 7:23 PM


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it's time for haiku fun. yes i know this isn't really haiku.
17 syllables (5 7 5), keep it sarcastic.
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i hit the drum hard
i hit hit hit hard hard hard
i love paerl exports
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sitting in is fun
destroy another's drum set
oops cracked a cymbal
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huffed some paint today
listened to dream theater
now i understand
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Post #535
Posted 11/15/2004 7:32 PM
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See Jane

See Jane drum

See Jane beat ****'s......drum

See ****

See **** get Pizzed

See **** pizz on Jane.

See Spot

See Spot on Jane

See ****'s Spot

On Jane

 

 

Post #538
Posted 11/15/2004 7:41 PM


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I. 

Weckl is a turd.

Don't matter what Madspash says

Weckl's still a turd. 

 

II.

Weckl is a turd.

Weckl is a turd, Madspash!

Weckl is a turd.

 

 

Post #539
Posted 11/15/2004 8:17 PM


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Continuation of the bodily function theme...

 

I like food

I really like to eat it

Not so much after wards

 

That’s when the sounds start

First near my belly button

Then a bit lower

 

Then I start to fart

Sometimes it ends up a shart

Underwear gets brown

 

Fear the Poopypants

 



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What's better than playing bucket drums? Playing bucket drums on fire, that's what.

Post #547
Posted 11/16/2004 1:49 AM


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I am no poet

Anyone can write Haiku

This **** does not rhyme

Post #573
Posted 11/16/2004 6:31 AM


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Where is Clocky now?

I think that he has flounced off

in a cloud of talc

 

Post #591
Posted 11/16/2004 10:11 AM


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a flock of small birds
sweet songs outside my window
car wash ruined
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smelly morning breath
what foul thing did i consume
an old shoe maybe
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today i farted
my classmates began to die
accursed hummus
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MY EQUIPMENT

Ko'Aloha soprano ukulele
20's Harmony soprano ukulele
Tiki Flea ukulele
Konblaster e-uke
i use Ko'olau strings

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Posted 11/16/2004 10:58 AM


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Dear Chinaman
Your wife is very pretty
I take her from behind

Greetings
Weckl-San.







Weckl is a turd.
Post #614
Posted 11/16/2004 11:22 AM


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Favoured crash cymbal

I hit you once too often

You are history