Check out this ebay auction. Consider that the seller has 100% positive feedback.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=88433&item=5534372769&rd=1

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What's better than playing bucket drums? Playing bucket drums on fire, that's what.

but what gave him gas?

this? ->  http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890757&rd=1#ebayphotohosting

Something stinks!

http://www.createfarts.com/

You can't feel good when your auction has this kind of retraction history!

Bid retraction and cancellation history

User ID

Action / Explanation

Date of Bid and Retraction

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Retracted: US $15,333.68 Explanation: Entered wrong bid amount

Bid: Nov-16-04 13:31:37 PST Retracted: Nov-16-04 17:36:02 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Cancelled: US $10,700.00 Explanation: Administrative Cancellation

Bid: Nov-16-04 12:34:56 PST Cancelled: Nov-16-04 17:23:25 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Retracted: US $13,869.00 Explanation: Entered wrong bid amount

Bid: Nov-16-04 13:23:10 PST Retracted: Nov-16-04 18:09:01 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Cancelled: US $17,400.00 Explanation: Administrative Cancellation

Bid: Nov-16-04 14:21:14 PST Cancelled: Nov-16-04 18:07:25 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Retracted: US $75,200.00 Explanation: Entered wrong bid amount

Bid: Nov-16-04 15:22:25 PST Retracted: Nov-16-04 17:58:35 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Retracted: US $13,400.00 Explanation: Entered wrong bid amount

Bid: Nov-16-04 13:21:39 PST Retracted: Nov-16-04 18:13:20 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Retracted: US $15,000.00 Explanation: Entered wrong bid amount

Bid: Nov-16-04 13:31:13 PST Retracted: Nov-16-04 18:40:50 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Cancelled: US $16,700.00 Explanation: Administrative Cancellation

Bid: Nov-16-04 13:59:16 PST Cancelled: Nov-16-04 18:16:49 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Retracted: US $99,999,999.00 Explanation: Entered wrong bid amount

Bid: Nov-16-04 15:40:08 PST Retracted: Nov-16-04 16:00:51 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Retracted: US $18,850.11 Explanation: Cannot contact the seller

Bid: Nov-16-04 15:03:38 PST Retracted: Nov-16-04 18:22:55 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Cancelled: US $14,999.00 Explanation: Administrative Cancellation

Bid: Nov-16-04 12:53:09 PST Cancelled: Nov-16-04 18:04:48 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Cancelled: US $80,000,000.00 Explanation: Administrative Cancellation

Bid: Nov-16-04 15:41:06 PST Cancelled: Nov-16-04 18:13:43 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Cancelled: US $13,000.00 Explanation: Administrative Cancellation

Bid: Nov-16-04 12:17:59 PST Cancelled: Nov-16-04 18:02:51 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Retracted: US $12,500.00 Explanation: Cannot contact the seller

Bid: Nov-16-04 12:38:48 PST Retracted: Nov-16-04 12:42:11 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Cancelled: US $13,669.00 Explanation: Administrative Cancellation

Bid: Nov-16-04 13:22:08 PST Cancelled: Nov-16-04 17:52:56 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Cancelled: US $1,600,200.00 Explanation: Administrative Cancellation

Bid: Nov-16-04 15:36:52 PST Cancelled: Nov-16-04 17:48:35 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Cancelled: US $79,200.00 Explanation: Administrative Cancellation

Bid: Nov-16-04 15:27:13 PST Cancelled: Nov-16-04 17:31:33 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Retracted: US $2,000,000.00 Explanation: Entered wrong bid amount

Bid: Nov-16-04 15:33:34 PST Retracted: Nov-16-04 15:36:47 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Cancelled: US $16,100.10 Explanation: Administrative Cancellation

Bid: Nov-16-04 13:39:42 PST Cancelled: Nov-16-04 17:50:32 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Cancelled: US $100,000.00 Explanation: Administrative Cancellation

Bid: Nov-16-04 14:30:38 PST Cancelled: Nov-16-04 17:51:44 PST

private auction -- bidders' identities protected

Retracted: US $14,999.00 Explanation: Entered wrong bid amount

Bid: Nov-16-04 11:37:24 PST Retracted: Nov-16-04 11:39:21 PST

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What's better than playing bucket drums? Playing bucket drums on fire, that's what.

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What's better than playing bucket drums? Playing bucket drums on fire, that's what.

My wordy lordy! The Virgin Mary in Grilled Cheese NOT A HOAX! And the bidding is only up to $69,107.69. What gives? 

Perhaps if he added "NOT GRETSCH" to the description it would attract more attention.